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12.06.2025 00:24

No go.
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Just Forget it!
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Everyone loved it.
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Why do British people always write "xxx" after their names?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to