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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Why is the mainstream media, traditionally liberal except for Fox, not reporting on Trump like he's a traditional candidate who has ideas, values, and a concern for the common good?

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

Should any books be banned from school libraries? Why is it important for students to read certain books in school?

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do Argentinians use "vos" instead of "tú" in informal speech?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

So they tried

My wife has a bunch of really attractive friends, and she expects me to never say anything to her about how beautiful they are. Does this seem fair? I love my wife, and just commenting shouldn’t hurt anything, right?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Why do British people always write "xxx" after their names?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to